Running With Scissors Funny Birthday Card - Discustard Custard

Well, that's one way to break the bad news!

The Running With Scissors Discustard Birthday Card features a rather grumpy-looking custard cream biscuit with a message that gets straight to the point: "There's no money in this crumby birthday card."

A brilliant choice for anyone expecting a little birthday cash, only to discover they've been given a biscuit joke instead.

It's cheeky, wonderfully daft and just the sort of card to get a laugh from someone who appreciates a good food pun. Particularly if they're partial to a custard cream with their cuppa.

Designed and printed in the UK on premium 350gsm lightly textured card, it's blank inside for your own birthday message.

Supplied with a kraft envelope. No money included, obviously!

Features

• Funny Discustard birthday card

• Features an angry custard cream biscuit illustration

• Message reads "There's no money in this crumby birthday card"

• Humorous food-themed birthday design

• Designed by Running With Scissors

• Designed and printed in the UK

• A6 size

• Premium 350gsm cardstock

• Lightly textured finish

• Blank inside for your own message

• Supplied with kraft envelope

• Supplied without cellophane wrapping

Dimensions

• A6

• 101mm x 152mm (approximately 4 x 6 inches)

Material

• 350gsm lightly textured cardstock

About Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors creates greeting cards for people who prefer a good laugh over something sentimental. With cheeky humour, unexpected punchlines and the occasional raised eyebrow, these cards are made for people who don't take life too seriously.